Opening Monologue A Woman's Mantra Bubba Bit 1-900-BUBBA Why Can't They Send 'Em Bit Why Can't They Send 'Em Bit All Seat Bit Put The Seat Back Down Pizza Man Bit Dressin' Up For The Pizza Man I Miss My Man Bit I Miss My Man Mama Bit I'm The One Mama Warned You About Bitter Bit But I'm Not Bitter Parakeets Bit Biggest Parakeets In Town Message Bit I Got The Message Torture Bit Just To Torture Myself