Ever since The Embarrassing Meltdown Incident, Flo has been on an enforced break from life. And the timing couldn't be better, as her family sets off to Greece for their summer vacation.

Enter Jamie Kramer . . . literally. Broad, sun-kissed, and fitter than ever. Jamie is Flo's brother's best friend, and the person she wants to see least in the world. He's also her family's "adopted" son after he lost his parents at a young age.

Flo and Jamie hate each other. Except, Flo actually has a mortifying crush on Jamie, made infuriatingly stronger after The Christmas Incident. And nobody--least of all her family--can know. So, with two weeks of steamy outings, rocky boat trips, and sunshine on the horizon, Flo is going to have to fix the situation the only way she can think of: by spending time with him. What could possibly go wrong?