May your days be punny and bright! When it comes to bad jokes, there's snowman like dad. Brace your elves for a winter punderland of the best dad jokes to make anyone sigh, groan, or roll their eyes! Filled with over 300 of the raddest and the daddest puns, quips, and cheesy one-liners, Dad Jokes Holiday Edition is the perfect way to sleigh this holiday season! Give the ultimate, laugh-out-loud dad jokes book that will make a wonderful funny Christmas gift or Hanukkah gift for dads, husbands, boyfriends, grandpas, or any pun lover this holiday season!
Inside you'll find the merriest jokes on winter festivities, Hanukkah, Christmas, and New Year's, including knee-slappers like:
Q: Why do Dasher and Dancer love coffee?
A: Because they're Santa's star bucks!
There are always winners and lugers in the Winter Olympics.
I love Christmas, but New Year's Eve is stressful for me. My doctor said I had something called "Auld Lanxiety."
"Dad, I'm hungry. Will the latkes be long?"
"No, they'll be round."