From hungry calves and stinky piglets to "crazy as bed bugs" donkeys, Flossie's farm tour is filled with giggles, songs, and plenty of country wisdom. Her unique voice brings the farm to life with colorful Southern expressions that will have both kids and adults chuckling along. Watch out though - those goats might just try to "eat the hair right off your funky head!"
Complete with a special glossary of old-time country slang, this book is more than just a farm story - it's a celebration of Southern storytelling tradition, family love, and the simple joys of farm life. Inspired by the author's beloved mother (the original Flossie), this tale carries forward a legacy of laughter and love to a new generation.
Perfect for:
- Children ages 4-8
- Story time with grandparents
- Learning about farm animals
- Preserving Southern cultural heritage
- Reading aloud with funny voices
Come along with the "richest chicken in the world" for a farm adventure that's as sweet as honey and twice as fun!