En serio, QUÉ le pasa a Culebra?! Se han revelado poderes terribles! Se han materializado aliados malvados! Se han abierto puertas interdimensionales! Se han comprado capas de aspecto sombrío! En qué anda? Y eso no es todo! Por qué la Agente Zorra tiene de repente mucho más pasado del que sabíamos? Maldita sea! Necesitamos respuestas! QUÉ ESTA PASANDO AQUI?!

NOW A MAJOR MOTION PICTURE!

Seriously, WHAT is going on with Snake?! Terrible powers have been revealed! Evil allies have materialized! Inter-dimensional doors have opened! Shady-looking cloaks have been purchased! What is his deal?! And that's not all! Why does Agent Fox suddenly have a whole lot more backstory than we'd counted on?! Dang it! We need answers! WHAT IS GOING ON HERE?!