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A1-A5 originally released as side A of the Locust/Melt Banana split 7" (GSL 48). A6, A20-B13 originally released on The Locust EP (GSL 15) A7 originally released on the Dynamite With A Laserbeam compilation (THREE ONE G 20) A8-A13 originally released as the Flight Of The Wounded Locust 7" (GSL 41) A14-A18 originally released as side A of the Locust/Arab On Radar split 7" (GSL 29). A19 originally released on the Well I'll Be A Monkey's Uncle single (GSL 32). B14-B24 originally released in an alternative sequence as The Locust 7" (GSL 09).