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1. hoot mon is skippered by the captains malone
2. knee-deep in the squantz bog of naugatuck
3. my seventh-grade bus driver yells at dead trees
4. take a ride on my one-wheeled rickshaw
5. sex on a buttered-up grilled cheese sandwich
6. spatulizing lil mookys ostrich eggs
7. there are no marias allowed in my ant farm
8. chris...trailer tappage in rochester
9. laying roadside talking to corpses
10. this is how to use the three sea shells