'Genuinely upsetting.' David Squires

'Repulsively ugly.' Séamas O'Reilly

An Unofficial World Cup Hall of Infamy, featuring the worst fouls, best goals, most questionable refereeing decisions, dodgiest barnets, mintest kits and a host of 'Where were you when?' moments.

This is the first (and, let's face it, probably only) book from the multi-untalented team behind moderately successful Twitter account @CheapPanini, bringing mild bemusement to the world through the medium of wonky hand-drawn stickers.

You can't fault them for effort, even if they still can't do hands, so dive into these pages like Roy Keane into a tackle.