Consequences include freaking out a town who just buried you, an overwhelming hunger for human flesh, and a monster who will step in if you ignore that hunger too long. Thankfully they have Kate Higgins on their side, a whiskey-drinking police chief who is all too eager to get rid of the town riff-raff. Armed with the power of friendship and a vague yet crucial understanding of Latin, Babe and his found family must uncover Bulldeen's dark secrets and kill the monster for good.

Perfect for anyone who wanted the works of Stephen King to be gayer; or for Jennifer's Body to have a happy ending.