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"If you don't think that eating cock is funny, go back to eating pussy"
- Aunt Fred, Owner of "The Anal Indian Takeaway" in Tulsa Oklahoma. (pg. 69)
(Tulsa is "A SLUT" spelled backward).
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I stole the best recipes from the greatest chefs. I grabbed the most hilariously named restaurants and cities in the world. I mixed them all up for the most genuinely enjoyable, bestselling, hilarious new cookbook you will ever read.

If you have never ever eaten cock before or are an old hand at it, we will teach you the tricks of the trade! Learn: "How to Prep Your Cock" (Pg 13). "How to wash Your Cock" (Pg 14). "How to Beat Your Meat" (Pg 15). And of course "How to Pound Your Cock With a Can of Corn" (Pg 16).

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