How to Be a Miserable Failure: The Complete Guide For Destroying Your Life
How to Be a Miserable Failure: The Complete Guide For Destroying Your Life
Snyder, Steven D.
product information
Condition: New, UPC: 9780578799759, Publication Date: Sun, November 1, 2020, Type: Hardcover ,
join & start selling
description
3If you're someone who yearns to NOT "get ahead," NOT "grow as a person," and NOT "stay out of prison," then this book is for you! Contained within these shitty pages is a step-by-step guide for completely and utterly destroying your own life. By choosing to study and faithfully follow the methods outlined within this text, you are essentially discontinuing any pursuit of traditional "achievement." This powerful information will teach you how to win... but to "win" at losing. Since you've chosen to read this awful book, you have opted to become the best, at being the worst! Your victories will now come in the form of low credit scores, broken relationships, multiple arrests, helpless addictions, and MANY missed child support payments! Upon completing this book, you will feel the magnificence of being fully miserable! You will experience the freedom that comes with constant failure! Follow the guidelines in the coming pages exactly, and with the appropriate lack of effort, poor decision-making, psychotic behavior, and a little bit of bad luck, you will become what is known as a "Miserable Failure."
reviews

Be the first to write a review

member goods

No member items were found under this heading.

notems store

From Slave Cabins to the ...

by Mitchell, Koritha

Paperback /Paperback

$24.45

One Steamy Night & an ...

by Jackson, Brenda

Paperback /Mass Market Paperbound

$6.74

Baby Black Bear Puppet

by Folkmanis Puppets

Gifts/Cards /Fabric

$14.72

listens & views

KAKKO WARUI I LOVE YOU!

by FRENCH KISS

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$17.99

SOMBRA

by BLURRING THE EDGES

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$16.99

AT THE BRINK

by GREENFIRE

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$12.25

COLD CITY

by TANNER,JORDAN

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$10.99

Return Policy

All sales are final

Shipping

No special shipping considerations available.
Shipping fees determined at checkout.