Christopher Boden, Federal Inmate Number 33550-509, is a master of learning things the hard way. In the process of surviving both the U.S. Department of Justice and the Bureau of Prisons, Mr. Boden has a bit of wisdom to pass on to those who are just beginning the process.

This book makes a GREAT gift for lawyers and convicts alike, and its value might be the only thing they can both actually agree on! Every lawyer should have a copy of this book on their bookshelf - maybe even a few. Speaking through his own personal experience, Boden gives legal information, guidance, and advice in the simplest, clearest way he can imagine.

Some may find Boden's bluntness offensive, but all will find it useful in a wide variety of legal situations. This book is not for children or those with similarly functioning minds. This book is not a substitute for personal legal advice and should not be taken as a replacement for legal counsel; please consult a lawyer if you have questions regarding your personal legal situation. Boden is not a lawyer and speaks only from personal experience with the law.