Hey, you! Good thing you're here! See, I need a reader who's got some guts. And who's brave and clever and cunning--plus also, ideally, super delicious. Uh, no, not delicious. Forget I said that. Brave and smart, I meant to say. Exactly. Are you brave and smart? And do you want to help me? I promise you this: if you read me, it'll be the last thing you . . . uh, no, the best time you've ever had in your whole life!

So how about it? Do you dare read me? If so, here's a hint . . . be sure to pack a Time Travel Emergency Kit. You might just need it!