Dick Cody Heese is the author of this bastardization of F. Scott Fitzgerald's "The Great Gatsby." Through the addition of one minute, sentence-long throw-away reference to Nick Carraway's scoliosis per chapter, he reimagines the American classic to include the narrator being afflicted with a curved spinal structure. Nick's mild deformity does nothing to change the original plot of the novel in any capacity. Undoubtedly, F. Scott Fitzgerald's estate is ruing the release of their copyright into the public domain.
Heese has also written several other barely passable parodies, including "Frankenstein: But the Monster is Allergic to Gluten," "Moby Kevin," and "Pride and Prejudice: But Mr. Darcy is a Vape God." His parents are very proud of him.