The samurai didn't stand a chance. First, the aliens invaded Japan. Next, they took all the jobs. And then they confiscated everyone's swords. So what does a hotheaded former samurai like Gintoki "Gin" Sakata do to make ends meet? Take any odd job that comes his way, even if it means losing his dignity.

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Top 5 Things I'll Change When I'm Shogun (by Shinpachi)

1. Mandatory driving classes for Shinsengumi officers
2. Unibrows for everyone!
3. Zero-tolerance policy for cheesy "hard-boiled" dialog
4. Lock up all the pervy architects
5. I get in free to speed-dating parties