That's right, it's back, the calendar that delivers a year of utterly inane utterances, tweets, headlines, signs, and commentary that will have you shaking your head--and laughing out loud. Amazing insight: Air is beautiful, yet you cannot see it. It's soft, yet you cannot touch it. Air is a little like my brain.--Actor Jean-Claude Van Damme. Staggering specificity: I have approximately two sons.--Former Russian Prime Minister Viktor Cherno. Plus mysterious menu items (Sea hibernation of insects head) language lost in translation, and hilarious headlines: VOLCANO IN HAWAII MAY SPEW FRIDGE-SIZED REFRIGERATORS --AP

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