This is the hilarious and eminently relatable calendar that celebrates the golden years with quotes, jokes, and real-life anecdotes of senioritis in action. Like Hungarian mathematician Paul Erdos, who met his good friend Elliot Mendelson at a conference, asked him where he was from, then remarked "Oh, then you must know my good friend Elliot Mendelson." Warning labels for the truly absentminded, like "May irritate eyes" on a can of self-defense pepper spray. Plus Confusion in the Court, Scatterbrained Signs for the Ages, and fascinating facts: Did you know a Norwegian study of 44,000 people found that women have better memories than men? Printed on FSC-certified paper and 100% recyclable.