Q. Why does mums get so angry
A. beacuse when she sends you to your rhoom she can read a fashion book

The best knock knock jokes...

knock knock
toilet to the rescue

The horror jokes you didn't know you wanted but now need...

it was a dark and creepy night there was a
black and white figure in the forest
it was a cow.

And some of the weirdest gags you'll ever hear...

Q. What do you call a freak horse?
A. Jessica

Based on the hit @kidswritejokes twitter and tumbler feeds, Kids Write Jokes is a collection of the weirdest, wackiest, and downright hilarious gags from kids from all over the world...
Curated by the (anonymous) moderator of a kids jokes website, the jokes are all genuine submissions: "A lot of joke submissions can't be published because they don't make any sense, the child got a genuine joke completely wrong, or they're a bit too rude for kids" they explained... so we've collected them here instead