GHA is the gonzo "story" of a group of NASA-funded, super-powered, egomaniacs who are paid a living wage to stop unregistered agrarian space travel. Remember that movie The Astronaut Farmer? No?! Well it's like that but with super powers, goofs, and wild punching. BUT! Our wonderful main characters are very bad at their jobs, and waste time focusing on extramarital affairs, big gross heads, and 3-D Cowboys, causing an intergalactic incident that leads to an all out space crab invasion of Earth! Bring on da jokes!

"I don't want to oversell what Ryan has accomplished here, but I gave God Hates Astronauts to a blind man and he regained his sight." - Jonathan Hickman (EAST OF WEST, The Manhattan Projects, The Avengers)

Collects GOD HATES ASTRONAUTS TP 1, 2, AND 3, plus 3-D COWBOY'S 2-D SPECTACULAR, GOATS EAT CASTANETS, THE GARBAGE EDITION, GRENADE HORSE APOCALYPSE, and THE HEAD THAT WOULDN'T DIE #4