I have some friends and we had a crazy idea: let's summon a demon. Not just any demon but a sexy devil chick that will do anything we want--even butt stuff. It'll be easy. It's not like it's going to work. Monsters aren't real.

We were wrong. Really fucking wrong.

The demon is not what we thought and it's making horrible things happen. People are cutting into each other's junk, some guy is fucking his dog, and sex slugs from Hell are raping us and stealing our semen in order to build a goddamn hive!

We didn't mean for any of this. But we're gonna fix it... Just after a few more beers and bong hits.

From Christine Morgan, author of Mythic Lust: the Minotaur, and The Raven's Table: Viking Stories, comes a sleazy and deviant satire about sex, occultism, and nerd culture.