This hands-on and hilarious guide to the world of weed is "required reading for longtime potheads and new users alike (Dan Savage)"

The United States is in the midst of a weed renaissance. Recreational marijuana is greenlit in a growing number of states, with medical marijuana legal in many more. The Stranger writer and performer David Schmader is your witty and well-baked tour guide to this brave new world of legal marijuana.

You'll learn:
- Which presidents were potheads
- Hemp vs. cannabis
- Dealing with dealers
- What is the difference between a blunt and a spliff
- How to make an apple into a pipe
- How to clean a bong
- How to make the world's best pot brownies
- What to do if you are high and you don't like it
- How to maximize your high with food (chilled grapes and a cheese platter, or $10 worth of whatever you want from 7-Eleven), entertainment (from abstract expressionism to buddy comedies) and nature (dog parks are a stoner's paradise).

Packed with history, ways to enjoy, recipes, safety and legality tips, and medical-use information, this little manual is the perfect addition to your stash