jail?

Because he was caught trying to steal second base!

He did, however, properly purchase his copy of Good Clean Sports Jokes for Kids!

This hilarious collection of jokes, funny stories, riddles, and one-liners is sure to make anyone laugh. . .even you kids who hate gym class!
Perfect for 8-12-year-olds, Good Clean Sports Jokes for Kids! features chapters on more than 15 different sports, from

• baseball, basketball, and bowling
• fishing, football, and golf
• soccer, swimming, track and field
• and many more!

There are hundreds of jokes in all, plus each chapter introduction brings in some light biblical and inspirational thought.
If you're looking for clean, good-humored, often laugh-out-loud entertainment, this is the book for you. Don't strike out--get Good, Clean Sports Jokes for Kids!