READERS COMMENTS:

1."I thought I could only get a laugh out of killing people. Thank you for expanding my universe." -A. Hitler

2."Please stop littering literature." -W. Shakespeare

3."So now I have lost money purchasing this book and lost 10 points of IQ." -A. Einstein

4."Cease and desist writing. Help save the rainforest." -A. Gore

5."Loved the book. Sorry to be writing with crayon. I am not allowed sharp objects." -C. Manson