How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
How to Survive a Horror Movie: All the Skills to Dodge the Kills
Grahame-Smith, Seth
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Condition: New, UPC: 9781683691464, Publication Date: Sun, September 1, 2019, Type: Paperback ,
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1Written by the screenwriter and producer behind Stephen King's It, and with an introduction by horror icon Wes Craven (A Nightmare on Elm Street), this is a hilarious must-read for any horror movie fan--and it just might save your life

Are you reading this in a cornfield, at a summer camp, or in an abandoned mental institution? Have you noticed that everything is poorly lit, or that music surges every time you open a door? If the answer is yes, you're probably trapped in a horror movie. But don't freak out--just read this book! With it you will learn how to overcome every obstacle found in scary films, including:

- How to determine what type of horror film you're trapped in
- The five types of slashers and how to defeat them
- How to handle killer dolls, murderous automobiles, and other haunted objects
- How to deal with alien invasions, zombie apocalypses, and other global threats
- What to do if you did something last summer, if your corn has children in it, or if you suspect you're already dead

So don't be afraid: no vampire, zombie horde, cannibal hillbilly, Japanese vengeance ghost, or other horror movie monster can hurt you--as long as you have this book.

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