From the mind of author John Marszalkowski comes nonsense and foolishness at its very finest.

Polished and primed, poppycock and spiels come from a wide variety of one-sided arguments, essays, and micro-stories. Everyone can relate to the topics of these hilarious rants--ranging from naps and being fat to assimilation and feminism.

Whether you're looking for a good laugh or a quick read, this is just right for those of you with a short attention span and a little snarky wit.

This compilation of stories is incredible--or uncredible--you decide.