In a dilapidated trailer park in rural 1990's Pennsylvania, whiskey-soaked Weezal Peterson works hard to forget his past-and largely succeeds. That is until he's targeted by Maisey, a smart and resourceful young woman on a mission to put a lifetime of poverty and domestic abuse behind her and find any old wealthy man who will share his fortune in exchange for female companionship-without the sex.

Is Weezal that man? It's hard to tell. He's forgotten how old he is. But Maisey is sure he's got a fortune somewhere. She's done the research.

What is Weezal trying to forget? Why is he drinking himself to death in a broken-down trailer park?

Of course, he can't remember.

But there's a disgraced billionaire and his violently psychotic sidekick, Teenage Jesus, cruising Pennsylvania in a baby blue Rolls Royce aiming to find and kill Weezal Peterson...