If you're looking for the perfect naughty rooster gag gift or white elephant gift for Christmas or any occasion, then this newest addition to the bestselling cookbook 50 Ways to Eat Cock: Healthy Chicken Recipes with Balls family is sure to please.

We asked rooster lovers from around the world to show us their cocks and they obliged These stress-relieving animal designs include bonus hysterical Playboy-style bios of the 50 peckers that made the cut - ready and waiting for you to finish them off with your skillful strokes. From Nugget and Big Bird to Lord Vader and Mr. Naughtikins, you're sure to find a hunk of avian beefcake to titillate your creative juices.

A truly funny adult coloring activity book, Centerfolds goes beyond lame dick jokes to relieve anxiety with the art of the pun crafted to perfection.

Now you or a loved one can color to your heart's content even with gel pens and markers thanks to Amazon's no bleed bright white paper.

Grab a copy of this punny coloring book today for your favorite farmer, backyard chicken enthusiast or anyone who loves to laugh out loud.