Return of the Living Elves
Return of the Living Elves
Asman, Brian Peter
product information
Condition: New, UPC: 9781736467732, Publication Date: Tue, November 1, 2022, Type: Paperback ,
join & start selling
description
4

When Christmas supply warehouse manager Jimmy tries to help new employee Tommy find a last-minute gift for his girlfriend, they accidentally unleash a long-forgotten and very seasonal genetic experiment with a taste for human flesh. As elf-zombie hybrids take over the small town of Pine Canyon, California, Jimmy fights to survive alongside a Christpunk named Landfill, and a mysterious, PTSD-stricken soldier. Hold onto your stockings because the elves are back, baby!


"This Yuletide-themed homage to one of the greatest zombie films ever made is a rollicking good time. Brian Asman delivers laughs and gory thrills galore in a book sure to put you in the holiday spirit-if you don't get disemboweled first. Eat the fruitcake and take the ride." -Bryan Smith, author of 68 Kill


"With 'Return of the Living Elves, ' Brian Asman shows he's the funniest, goriest, scariest comedy-horror creator this side of James Gunn. If you loved 'Man, F*ck This House' (and you should love 'Man, F*ck This House'), you're going to absolutely flip for this one."- Nick Kolakowski, author of Absolute Unit and Love & Bullets

reviews

Be the first to write a review

member goods

No member items were found under this heading.

notems store

The Woman's Book of Courage: ...

by Thoele, Sue Patton

Paperback /Paperback

$11.96

Picture Puzzles

by McKay, Sindy

Paperback /Paperback

$4.49

listens & views

EXILE ON COLDHARBOUR

by ALABAMA 3

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$12.99

HEART'S HORIZON/THE DELUXE EDITION (BONUS ...

by JARREAU,AL

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$18.75

Return Policy

All sales are final

Shipping

No special shipping considerations available.
Shipping fees determined at checkout.
promoting relevance through notable postings ]
share it, buy it, sell it ]

A notem is a post that highlights an experience, idea, topic of interest, an event ... whatever a member believes worthy of discussion. Each notem becomes a pathway by which to make meaningful connections.

notems is a free, global social network that rewards members by the number and quality of notems they post.

notemote® © . Privacy Policy. Developed by Hartmann Software Group