In Aida Libido's first book, "Ain't No Lady," we were enchanted by our heroine's childhood upbringing as a circus sideshow sword swallower, her early years scratching and clawing and diddling her way to the pinnacle of Hollywood stardom, and ending with accusations that she kidnapped and murdered her blue-blooded Argentinian third husband. In this "What Becomes a Felon Most" - Volume 2 in the AIN'T NO LADY saga -- Aida defends herself from accusations of the gruesome slaughter of said third husband who (we soon learn) treated her in less than faithful ways. Guilty or not, her adventures eventually include becoming the target of Islamic terrorists, oversexed African primates, and corrupt Russian oligarchs.

The big question is: Will she ever find true love?