Sincerely dedicated to those wonderful beings unburdened by gender constraints. You know who you are. Thanks.

This book is not meant to cause offence to the LGBT community for whom I have only love. It is meant to offend idiots and to stimulate people to take sides and erode the pockets of unconscious casual racism/homophobia/intollerance that I see everywhere.

Hopefully this is obvious from the book if you read part of it. But in case it isn't, I encourage you to think about it being read by the homophobic Hitler who has lost his battle with Tourette's.