By following the White Man Commandments--namely, that winning justifies anything and everything--you too can achieve success beyond your capabilities.

With lessons on the value of shock and awe, putting compassion on the back-burner and pretending racism doesn't exist, distinguished Professor of Modern White People Studies, Boul Whytelaw, teaches you how to understand, overcome and overthrow the White Man in the whiter-shade-of-pale world of work.