Balthazar Bunny and Pooka Poka, Knights of the Furry Order, are summoned to meet the mousey mouse leader, King Nikoli Noodle, to discuss a mission 'of dire importance'. Their quest is to journey to the Temple of the Udder, defeat the Bovine Brethren and return the sacred cheese knife, Slicey Slicey Cut Cut, to the Kingdom of Melonhusk at all costs.

The knights assemble a company of woodland animals to carry out the quest. They must cross the Not So Good, But Not Terribly Bad Badlands and visit the Pyramid of the Great Bovine, in the Green Grove of Photosynthetic Wonder to recover the knife from its dedicated bovine guard. Can they complete the quest?

An hilarious adventure, with much ironic humour.