With my goat.

And...I'm eight months pregnant.

The man I'm meeting in his fancy New York office is the saltiest hunk of male beauty you never want to cross. He wouldn't know a smile if you drew one on his face.

I slept with him on a dare. Yes, we used protection.

Faulty protection, apparently.

I was going to raise the baby in my Colorado yurt with my pet goat Matilda. My two best girlfriends were going to be the other moms, but their lives moved on.

I'm a yoga teacher with forty dollars to my name. I had to hitchhike to get here.

I didn't have a goat-sitter, so I'm loading Matilda onto the subway and headed to Wall Street.

It's time to confront a salty baby daddy in a place called Pickle Media.

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Salty Pickle is a salty-sunshine story between a city boy and a country girl who are thrown together with a newborn, a goat, and a goat baby, and more poop cleanup than should ever grace the pages of a romance novel, but here we are. It's part of the Top 100 Pickleverse of rom coms, but you do not need to read any of the other books before this one. You can start your wild adventure with the Pickle family right here.