Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Only Dead on the Inside: A Parent's Guide to Surviving the Zombie Apocalypse
Breakwell, James
product information
Condition: New, UPC: 9781944648633, Publication Date: Sun, October 1, 2017, Type: Paperback ,
join & start selling
description
2

It's not easy being a parent these days. There are bills to pay. Kids to feed. And hordes of undead monsters to keep at bay.

There are plenty of guides out there about how to survive the zombie apocalypse. All of them assume readers are young, fit, and unencumbered by children. In that scenario, the only living humans left will be smug, outdoorsy Millennials. That's hell on earth, even without the zombies.

Only Dead on the Inside is the answer for the rest of us.

Written by professional comedy writer and amateur father-of-four James Breakwell (@XplodingUnicorn), Only Dead on the Inside blends traditional parenting advice with zombie survival tips, bringing together two totally unrelated genres in a book no one asked for but everyone needs.

This step-by-step manual teaches you how to raise happy, healthy children in a world overrun by the undead. Motivated moms and dads want it all, and that won't change at the end of the world. There's no reason you can't be a zombie killing machine AND parent of the year, but you have to work for it.

If you want to make sure your family is apocalypse-ready, Only Dead on the Inside is your best―and only―chance at survival. No pressure, but if you don't read this book, your children will die.

reviews

Be the first to write a review

member goods

No member items were found under this heading.

notems store

Yasmin the Recycler

by Aly, Hatem

Hardcover /Hardcover

$16.99

Get the Guy: How to ...

by Wilson, Douglas

Paperback /Paperback

$11.96

listens & views

22 GRAND OLD GOSPEL 2004

by WAGONER,PORTER

COMPACT DISC

$12.99

ATEM (JMLP) (JPN)

by TANGERINE DREAM

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$29.99

VOICE NEXT DOOR

by NANCE,MARCUS

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$13.99

CROSSROADS UNSEEN

by HWANG,JASON KAO

COMPACT DISC

out of stock

$13.75

Return Policy

All sales are final

Shipping

No special shipping considerations available.
Shipping fees determined at checkout.
promoting relevance through notable postings ]
share it, buy it, sell it ]

A notem is a post that highlights an experience, idea, topic of interest, an event ... whatever a member believes worthy of discussion. Each notem becomes a pathway by which to make meaningful connections.

notems is a free, global social network that rewards members by the number and quality of notems they post.

notemote® © . Privacy Policy. Developed by Hartmann Software Group