I WOULD NEVER...is an outrageous and fantastical story that will appeal to both children and parents.

At bedtime, Maddy is trying to prolong her tuck-in, so she starts telling her mom all of the crazy things she would never do to her, because she loves her so much!

Maddy takes the reader on a wild ride through her imagination, as she assures her mom that she would never throw her up in a palm tree, let a tornado take her away, and more.

It's a silly and heart-warming picture book about all of the things that love would make a child never do!