For the past nine years, I've kept my heart as far away from my d*ck as possible.

Those two can't be anywhere near each other. They don't play nice, and one of them undoubtedly winds up getting hurt.

Not my d*ck. My d*ck is good.

The women I take home know exactly what they're getting from me--a good time. Nothing more. At least, that's what's supposed to happen. The sweet brunette from Kentucky I set my sights on tonight shouldn't have been any different.

I had her right where I wanted her. Where I needed her. But when my past comes walking into McGill's pub, the woman in my arms decides to take things to a whole new level, putting me into a situation I never saw coming.

My heart is about to get f**ked. My d*ck can sit this one out.