AS HEARD ON "TRANSMISSION SCUMM " Now That's What I Call Scummy , available now

Space-radio shock jocks the Scumm Buds are back at it again with this hilarious, unrated, and only occasionally lethal collection of tracks from their program. Featuring such memetic viruses as:

• "Wash This Pain From My Brain (And My Free Will, Too)"
• "Dragon In the Wagon"
• "Boogie Bash on Fear Island"
• "Space Bound and Down"
• "My Heart Melts For You (Plus Some Other Parts, Too)"
• "Ganymede, Oh Me, Oh My"

That, plus two dozen versions of "Monster Mash" and, hey, we got "Alice's Restaurant" on here too somehow Why the heck not?

"Now That's What I Call Scummy" is available wherever sound exists. Simply mail, telephone, or telepathically project your current location to Planet Scumm, 0101110 Fayke St., Bloomfield, NJ 1000101, and wait for Planet Scumm to appear. It won't take long....

Act now, and get a *bonus* record for any vital scientists or heads of state in your life

Issue #9 features the stories:

• Brain Trust by Hailey Piper
• Ahead of Dragons by David Busboom
• On the Origin of Fear by Clarissa Van Dell
• Sierra Starfall and the Elders of the Spaceways by Pedro Iniguez
• Marigolds in Winter by Elena Sichrovsky
• Song for Ganymede by Austin P. Sheehan
• Original art by Alyssa Alarc n Santo and Sam Rheaume