Remember the first time getting drunk? Remember faking being drunk? Jeffrey's first time could have been his last. Older friends come to his rescue, but not before his mom sees what ten shots of bourbon in less than an hour can do in Straight A's. Then there's the trip to England. Can't script this one In 1969 he is fourteen and his friend Jerry is sixteen. They let him go?

Popular in high school, clothes that he wears become icons like his Smith Pants. A spring break in Nassau includes a long bus ride with drinking and making out In My Mom he purchases bellbottom hip huggers for the first day of school. Pursues his religious tradition of Bar Mitzvah his father is ecstatic and offers to buy him whatever he wants. He and his brother playfully fight all day long. One day his brother is overly rough. See how his father handles this situation in My Dad. His first love is a great romance The Pill is fairly new no need to worry about unwanted pregnancy, but there are consequences. To impress her he tries out for the tennis team. See how he fares in King Dink.

Wins enough money at the racetrack to buy a new Chevy van. You won't believe the horse's name. A stop in Las Vegas for the big game Moves to Houston, works as a longshoreman, salesman for shipping company and waiter in fine dining. A cytotechnologist (reads Pap smears), then a substitute teacher. At Vashon High School God directs him to the Promised Land. Can't handle it they won't let him quit he has a year's contract. An ill fated marriage proposal turns into No Proposal. His mom loves his visits they spend a lot of time together and celebrate in Mom's 90th.