Tranquila Obiit is smart enough to save a stranger's life. But when Tran's salty, daytime-television-addicted grandmother tricks her into selling her soul to Hades, dodging near-death experiences becomes a daily ritual.

Now, as an employee of the Underworld, Tranquila seeks out her purpose in life while pet-sitting a three-headed dog that is hell-bent on destroying her.

She's not alone. None of the Gods are any better off: Hades is battling negative Hollywood stereotypes. Persephone is trying to overcome her jealousy issues. Most importantly, Hera is trying to gain control of a domain that isn't hers. Will their insanity be Tranquila's demise?

Girl: Repurposed is a refreshing satire on the American Dream that'll keep readers laughing all the way to the Underworld.