★★★★★ "Exactly what you think it is!" - Reader review
★ "Oh my dear lord. Tiktok sent me here and now my life is worse for it" - Reader review
★★★★★ "I got this for my wife as a Valentine's day gag. We both got super high and read it out loud together. Better times are rarely had lol" - Another reader review A sexy geologist. A lonely stegosaur. Sometimes to find love you have to break all the rules... Beautiful geologist Annabelle struggles with human connection. But when she finds herself assigned to a quarry worked by a crew of revivified dinosaurs, she discovers it may not be a human connection she's searching for after all. This is a 5000 word story, with two bonus tales included... Tyrannosaurus Sext and Mile High Pterodactyl Club. Warning: explicit dinosaur love action is NOT for children! Advance Praise from Goodreads critics:
This might be the most ridiculous thing I have ever read in my entire life. -Melissa Clark
pure dino erotica fun! -Ryann Rice
Lola are you okay, genuinely concerned anyones thought this much about how sex with dinosaurs would work. -Amelia Louise Price
Very well written -Krissy Brinn
Honestly how can you not love this -Tabitha
If you want more hot sexy dinos, check out Lola Faust's other dinorotica, including the super steamy paperback Wet Hot Allosaurus Summer. The critics love Lola Faust's previous dinosaur erotica:
I read this after getting it recommended on TikTok- my first mistake. -Henriette Weidemann
This plot was wild... Honestly, it was a super fun read. Fast-paced and SO imaginative. -AmandaThis neo-transcendentalist work of post-industrial inter-species romance starts off with a bang... it's silly, it's fun, and it takes itself exactly the right amount of seriously. -Mike
Some of the most cursed stuff I have read? Sign me up! Anything you could ever want from a dinosaur romance and then more. I was both horrified and amused the whole time. 10 out of 10 would read again. Lola Faust, I am obsessed with your mind. -Nicole Zimmerman
Is it a highbrow piece of literature? No. -Ashton Sellers
Well written and absolutely bonkers in the best way possible. -Sydnie
This may be the most insane reading experience I've had but I'm craving so much more? -AmnaAn epic tale of love and bestiality that makes me confused why I read it. I need some holy water or a good purification method because I need to retrieve some of my lost innocence. -Hamad
Reading parts of it to my husband was certainly a highlight -Kaitlin
10/10, much needed serotonins. -Summer
What an absolute beaut of a read. -Karen
I cannot believe someone actually WROTE this -Katherine
Absolutamente horroroso -Lily
WHAT DID I READ?!?! I thought it would be satirical, a funny book, not actual dinosaur p*rn! -Ary Henderson
The most loving 1 star review I can ever hope to conjure; the pinnacle of Allosaur-centric love affairs. -Jacob, Bog Wretch
What in the absolute Jesus Christ was that. -Robyn Jukes
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