Something perfect to read to help pass the time,

A book full of wonder, and stories so absurd,

That you will be left hanging onto every word.

Some of the stories are dark, and some are bright,

Some will fill you with joy, and some with fright,

There are some gruesome tales, that may turn your belly,

And far more bizarre than anything on your telly,

So sit back, relax and enjoy this collection of freakish fun,

I truly hope you get a kick out of it, everyone!