This is the story of Barni. Barni walks along a road. Could be anywhere. I'm saying it doesn't matter. It kind of seems like it's in the Southwestern United States though ... but then again it could also be in Tasmania. Or probably made up... ! Things happen to him. That's the point. Okay? Wait, what? Things happen to him. Barni, I'm talking about. BARNI.That's his name, he's like you or me, he's walking along a road and things happen to him. It's a book. The story is all inside a book that you can buy or borrow. Look, here it is now.