Discover what happens when you give a black bear a grizzly bear hug,

or light 84 fireworks at once,

or drink too much evaporated milk.

Laugh out loud as you learn (or perhaps recount) the dangers of thin ice, electric fences, and giant sea creatures. Anyone who has ever raced a bike down a perilous slope will enjoy these witty rhymes and hilarious illustrations. There are no safe zones in this ode to schadenfreude, so try not to crack a funny bone as you delight in these tragically funny poems. After all, what could possibly go wrong?