Because I picked a playing card. Because I was singing. Because I painted the wrong picture. No matter how hard I try, I can't seem to get it right.

"I Love You More Than Spiders" is a 350-word picture book for parents (and their temporarily terrible toddlers). Parents and children alike will enjoy Mom's repeated failure to please her demanding daughter until, one day, the tables are turned, and her tiny tot meets defeat after defeat.

This is the perfect baby shower, Mother's Day, or birthing day gift for any parent with a particularly headstrong daughter, "I Love You More Than Spiders" is hand-illustrated with loving care in a style reminiscent of old Sunday morning comic strips. There are 24 spiders hidden within the illustrations and text, and parents and their children will need to hunt high and low to spot them all.

*34 hand-illustrated pages

*Adorable characters

*Hidden object fun

*Told in easy-to-learn verse

*Silly and heartwarming